Maybe a model, who is constantly imagined to be this glamorous and beautiful person, would be able to relate to Margo. Because Photoshop is a thing my dears and I doubt Cara wakes up in the morning looking like the girl on the magazine covers.
I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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|Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:|
|Sandwich Artist:||Who's that guy?|
|Me:||Um... John Green.|
|Sandwich Artist:||I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?|
|Me:||No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.|
|Sandwich Artist:||oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.|